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Rural Kansas is a horrible place to live. I complained about rural Texas, but rural Kansas is the pits. I don’t like it here, but I like visiting family. My cousin’s daughter in law drinks daily. Honestly, to survive here, I might, too.
In my family, there’s this ongoing thing. Whenever we want to say “Jesus Christ!” But with more emphasis, we say Jesus H. Christ. Finally, my cousin asks what H stands for. I just shrugged and said, “I don’t know.”  His inebriated daughter-in-law says, “Hussein”, and we all burst out laughing. She said it in such a way that was ridiculous. “Hoos-Aine”.
She forgot that that’s Barack Obama’s middle name. Of course, it was in the back of her head. He was the only president who didn’t have to recite his entire name in 2009 when taking the oath of office. They let him get by with just the H. Saying his whole middle name would have caused uproar
 It was already causing that- there just May have been some old women in conservative areas who still didn’t know,…

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